It was the second-to-last episode of season three, and the story had gotten so out of hand. People in Africa were rioting and the Chinese government was being so self-conscious. Everyone thought there was no way it could all come together. But everyone was so wrong.
“Stop right there!” Joe shouted, as he burst into the Dark Room with the baby. The nurse and Mayor Mean Man were cackling so villainously. The Giraffetasaur was all chained up, but no one even felt bad for him.
“You’re just in time,” Mayor Mean Man smacked his lips. “Except… you don’t look so surprised.” Joe was not surprised. The Mayor focused his mean gaze: “I may have just the cure for that…”
The nurse lunged at Joe with a syringe. The Surprise Joe theme song started playing, and there was such a tussle. She was trying to inject Joe, but Joe was so strong and they were struggling so much. Joe was doing karate and the nurse was doing jiu jitsu, and there were big explosions, and a car chase and it was the most exciting ever action sequence.
But then something so surprising happened.
The nurse had Joe pinned against the wall, and the needle was so close to his neck and she was trying to push it in and he was trying to push it away, but then across the room there was a huge crash! The nurse was so startled that she stumbled backwards and she was falling in slow motion, and as she fell, the syringe slipped and Joe was screaming “nooooo!” until the syringe injected that big-headed baby right in the neck.
Everyone gasped, and wondered what made that big crash. Then Brad stood up from a pile of rubbish. He had fallen through the ceiling or something! Everyone was so relieved that the story finally would be resolved.
“That big-headed baby isn’t a baby at all—it’s Brittany!” Brad announced it to the whole room, and he was right. “The nurse found Brittany this morning and injected her. Just like she injected the Giraffetasaur,” he paused. “And just like she injected you, Joe.”
“But she never even injected me… and the Giraffetasaur hasn’t turned into a baby! Looks like the cure doesn’t work, Mayor. I’ve saved the day again, and you won’t be building your Military of Evil and Angry Newborns after all.”
The Mayor cackled, shaking his head. “That’s not what M.E.A.N. stands for! We’re Making Education Accessible for Newborns.” It didn’t sound like such an evil plan, but it probably was. “And the cure doesn’t turn everyone into babies, it—”
“Wait!” the Giraffetasaur shouted. Everyone looked at the baby, but that cure had already turned her back into a Brittany. “If that big-headed baby was Brittany, then where is…”
Just then the whole room started shaking and rumbling, and everyone got so scared and the most intense violin music was playing.
“What’s going on?” Brittany a little confused, and so scared, and she just wanted to be comforted.
But no one knew what was going on. Until Joe heard a baby crying. He realized right away what was going on, and for the first time all season, Joe was so surprised.
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