The Giraffetasaur looked at his watch. It was 1:00pm on Tuesday! He was sure now that Joe was wrong. The show had not been canceled. Had it? Anyway, the Giraffetasaur wasn't quite sure what that time-warp cruise ship had to do with it. He wasn't even on the ship in season two! How could he have met Brittany there? The Giraffetasaur was sure he could not trust Joe. Joe had acted like such a villain, stealing that cure and leaving the Giraffetasaur behind. But everyone knew Joe wasn't a villain.
So the Giraffetasaur changed the subject. He wondered if Brad had taken that cure yet. He’s probably turned all the way into a little baby by now if he has. The Giraffetasaur cackled as he pictured that big-headed Brad stuck in a Giraffetasaur cage.
Wait. The cure turns people into babies? Everyone was getting so tired of Surprise Joe and grumbling about how arbitrary and meaningless the plot twists were. No one was even surprised.
But the Giraffetasaur was already thinking about his plan for Brittany. (1) They take the cure; (2) the cure turns them into babies; and (3) they grow (a) old, (b) together and (c) in love. It was so romantic. (Even though the Giraffetasaur was an inhuman villain, incapable of having emotions.) Brittany thought he was so handsome, though. And such a billionaire!
But then the Giraffetasaur heard something. He tensed up. The Giraffetasaur could smell surprises. And this was a big one.
The sky was so dark and suspicious looking all of a sudden. There was the spookiest house on the side of the road. But there was a surprise in there. So the Giraffetasaur started walking toward it.
The sky was so dark and suspicious looking all of a sudden. There was the spookiest house on the side of the road. But there was a surprise in there. So the Giraffetasaur started walking toward it.
It was the television. He could see it through the window. A man and a woman stood side-by-side. It was…
The Giraffetasaur could feel the surprise. It was coming. He knocked on the door of that suspicious house, but the door just creaked open. He peeked in. “Hello? I’m a handsome billionaire, but I’m lost!” No response. So he stepped inside. It was so spooky.
The man on the TV was handsome. He had dark hair, and he was eating a healthy snack. But it was not Joe. The Giraffetasaur was not surprised. Except… except the woman standing next to that healthy man was such a natural blonde. Her eyes were the most authentic blue. And she was wearing a dog stache.
“Chad is in trouble!” Britney shouted to Joey. He was having trouble getting surprised after all that Formula X. He just wanted to sleep.
“I’m not surprised.” Joey was eating a bowl of cereal before bed. “The mean girl sent me a message. She wants us to meet her in the dark room.”
The Giraffetasaur was surprised. He was sure that Britney was Brittany! But that other man… Then, the Giraffetasaur felt a prick in the back of his neck. He slumped to the ground.
Standing there, the most beautiful nurse was holding some cure. She just giggled. “Surprised to see me?”
The TV still blared as she dragged the Giraffetasaur's body away.
Stay tuned for more Surprise Joey!
Stay tuned for more Surprise Joey!
And it went to commercial.
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