The man looked at Joe. “Where is your dog stache?” he asked. That wasn't the really mean thing I promised yesterday, but you should have seen how mean the man looked when he said it. Nothing surprised Joe more than how mean the man was. “What a villain,” Joe thought. But then the mean man said to Joe, “I want you to meet my friend.”
Joe was not very surprised. The man had introduced Joe and the Giraffetasaur so many times already. Joe already knew the Giraffetasaur always wore a dog stache. The Giraffetasaur was also a villain. “Nice to meet you, Joe. It’s very nice outside today.” Joe was so mad at how impolite the Giraffetasaur was being.
“We’ve already met.” Joe shot back.
“Oh, I remember now. Brittany was there, right?" The Giraffetasaur was lying. He didn't remember. "Don't you remember, Brittany?”
“No,” Brittany said. “I wasn’t there.” Joe was getting so annoyed because none of this surprised him. Joe knew that Brittany wasn’t there. Pretty much everybody knew that. Except the Giraffetasaur.
Joe looked at his watch. “I think I might go to bed,” he said. Brittany looked at Joe.
“You should come home with me,” she said. Joe was not very surprised. He had been home with Brittany before. They met on a cruise ship. They didn’t love each other like normal grown ups, but they had a lot of fun.
"No thanks, Brittany." Joe was exhausted.
“Joe,” she said, “I have to tell you something sort of surprising.” Joe was pretty sure he had seen so many amazing things today that nothing would ever shock him again. But then Brittany told Joe something really surprising about the cruise ship they had been on nine months ago.
Joe was really surprised.
This is by far the worst blog I have ever seen in my life. You should seriously stop.
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